the-gentleman-who-wants-to-fuck:

I could make Tesla into a golden goose

or golden egg

But I choose not to do so

Because I make better use of my time

Like watching whale mating rituals

On my flatscreen TV

Activated by voice control

For convenience

grimelords:

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Young Thug found washed ashore tangled in ocean debris :( We Are Killing This Planet

lychgate:

ur posts pointing out obscure furry fetishes in common art is hilarious, i will give u that

but nothing is going to top ur own disgrace which is every tumblr OC having this exact body shape, somehow getting labeled as thicc:

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